My ode is...

My ode is to Jessica. So an ode has to have ten lines per stanza and ten syllables per line. And the end of every other line has to rhyme and then every end of the third line you have to rhyme. So here it goes.

Ode to Jessica!

Jessica is really amusing
She does strange things like putting bras in trees
Jessica makes it rather confusing
And she tries to make her jokes quite a tease
She would rather devour a crispy corn dog
And would rather not have stinky chicken corpses
She calls my mom strange names like barnacle
She also like the misty and cold fog
She makes up weird, strange, and wacky words like norpses
And you an often times hear her cackle

She likes to play the piano very quickly
And she is a very brilliant artist
When she makes toast she spreads the butter very thickly
In a group she is often time the smartest
She likes to sniff portabella mushrooms
And she likes Muenster cheese or mild cheddar
She also runs like a scared dear
And she is as pretty as a flower in bloom
And she always makes me feel much better
I love you Jessica my cutie dear!

Well that's my Ode to Jessica. Oh and this was  a horatian ode which has all the rules. Well that's all for now.